morning encounter

my clock reads 8:50am. i wonder why mom have to come up to my door with an early morning frown. its just about 9 for god’s sake. its not that late to eat breakfast anyway.i gotta get my lazy butt pop out of bed because she might turn to *the hulk* again.i mean i usually [...]

creePy :))

ive got nOthinG tO do tOnigHt, iM pLanninG tO stay up tiL 4am anD waiT foR mi Love….iMma eaT mY midniGht snaCk nOw..bUt iM thiNking twice becAuse i wanna haVE aBs..a 6 paCk hOt aBs… ) i wannA hUg.hUg.hUg.! haha.. nOnsense. iLL do the taLking toMorrOw..beiNg preoCCupied..haha:)) jensexhay

i gOt brOken heaRTed

aT firsT iT was fUn gOinG to the peT shOp aRounD maNiLa…i waS pLanniNg tO get a kOi fisH…anD faME waS gOin tO Look foR a femaLE shiH tzU…bUT as we wenT there i saW soMeThinG thaT has cauGht mY eye..guess what…. iT waS a pUppy..a CHOW CHOW.. iM reaLLy nOt a dOg persOn..iNfacT i [...]

constipated

sO tOday we weRE senT hOme eaRLy..reLLi anD i fOughT oVer the siLLy iphOne..anD mY paTient’s hUsbanD was chEckiNG oUt mY ass..ew. that’s the LasT thiNg yOu waNNa haPPen whiLe oN duTy…pervert… sO nOw reLLi is gOnna sleep at mY pLace…aNd werE gOnna cuddLe aLL niGht, anD watCh desperatE hOusewives….3 seasoNs down..2 more tO go…. [...]

urbaN dicTionaRy (as deFined)

JENNIFER Usually the hottest girl in the class. Laughs 24/7 and smiles no matter what’s going on. A female name that people of america name their children. A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doen’t act her age.(wether it be acting older or younger)Jennifer’s have amazing eys, and love to laugh and smile. A sexy [...]

retard.

jUst gOt hOme frOM seattLe’s(serendra)…thOUgh ’twas raiNing..we just haD a Nice cOneversaTion whiCH we didNT have fOr 5 mOnths nOw…gOt hOme laTE anD nOW iM maKing mY gOd damn rePort foR tOmorrOw..mY prOBLem is iF we’ll be haVing dUTy bY then siNce there is a crAzy tYphOOn tHEY naMEd *isaNG*…sO i reaLLy aM cONfused.. anD [...]

dooMsdaY

sO riGht nOW iM pissed..reLLi and i, is sTranded aT home…we weRE sUPPose to have a waRM cUp oF tea anD cOFFee aT serendra bUt since iT’s raiNing cats aND doGS oUtside…werE here tO staY.uGH. nO seaTTLe’s besT this tiME…i guess… aND foR the reCOrd oF kaMALasaN…scHooL waS sUspendeD…tHE mOMenT we haVE entereD the sCHoOL…mY [...]

wHEn iT’s nOt uR daY..it’s jUSt NOT!

aT 6:30am bOth reLLi anD i weRE haVinG mOrniNG taNtrUms..bOth oF us weRE sLEepLess sO we haVENt staRT the daY riGHt…we foUght. nice tO start the daY wiTH huH.? iF nOt foR faME wE woULdn’t gET oUtta bED sO we hUrried aND gOt reaDy foR oUr dUTy..wE weRe nOt Late bUt it waS traFFic…mY baD.. [...]

mOrpH iT!

whiLe waiTinG fOr reLLie … i trieD tO dO anYthiNg that wOuLd preveNT boRedOm…sO there…. jeN thE sUpaH mOdeL jEn thE despEraTe hOusewiFE jEn the waCkO jacKo jEn the hiGhesT paid aCtreSS jeN the *get smaRt* deteCtive jEn the pUnk priNcess jen thE sasHa fierCE jen the queen of pop and fOr the recOrd… jeN [...]